so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
"You have the weirdest laugh."
"You’re the weirdest laugh."
"Wait, you’re not a laugh, don’t ever let anyone tell you that you are just a laugh. You’re more than that."
Just end it with bitch and it’s all ok.
Say something I’m giving up on you, BITCH.
Now it’s not so sad and cry-ey.